alyssa. 21. bipolar. adhd. writer. not an athlete. contains 75% of your daily intake of sugar. now with tattoos!

 

So basically, this woman from my church thinks the war on women isn’t real. More when I can get to a computer and not do this through my phone.

okay so this happened. i’m the bottom one, obviously.
am i the only one saying what in the actualfuck

okay so this happened. i’m the bottom one, obviously.

am i the only one saying what in the actualfuck

Okay honestly Kristen how are you unaware to the fact that you’re a huge flaming lesbo. Get over it, fuck some girls, appreciate your special life.

What's your superpower?

Carbon Isolation & Formation

The user can isolate carbon from sources such as the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, and use said carbon to form carbon-based matter such as graphite and diamonds. Can control carbon atoms, however in order to control the atoms you must direct them with your hands. Takes a lot of concentration the bigger the object or the denser you are making the object.

Applications

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stlooney:

I MISS THIS 

so i’m that asshole that went up to people in the hallways in high school and did that to people

(Source: matildaswormwood)

A-Z: Ask me about "bands"

A- 5 bands I LOVE

B- 5 bands I HATE

C- 5 bands i don't care for

D- The band I've seen live the most

E- Band that you don't like that a lot of people do

F- Band that you like that a lot of people don't

G- Best Vocalist of a band in your opinion

H- Best Guitarist of a band in your opinion

I- Best Bassist of a band in your opinion

J- Best Drummer of a band in your opinion

K- Favorite Record Label

L- Least Favorite Record Label

M- If you could put a band together of your favorite vocalist,drummer,guitarists,and bassist, who would those people be and why?

N- Name only SIX bands you'd put on a dream tour of your choice

O- Name four bands you wish would stop playing music

P- Name four bands you wish would stay together until you die

Q- Name one band that you think is VERY underrated

R- Name one band that you think is VERY overrated

S- Favorite music "fest" (Warped,Mayhem,Bamboozle,Lolapalooza,etc)

T- Favorite tour(that has already happened) of all time

U- Moshing at concerts? Yes or no?

V- Hardcore dancing at concerts? Yes or no?

W- Crowd Surfing at concerts? Yes or no?

X- Favorite band with a FEMALE vocalist?

Y- Pick 3 bands for each situation(put one band in each situation): I would throw a party with __? I would go on tour with__? I would get in serious trouble with__?

Z- Best band you have seen live?

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  • Depression
  • Anxiety
  • PTSD
  • Eating Disorders
  • Personality Disorders
  • Self harming
  • Suicide
  • Or any other mental disorders

I want to follow you all.

(Source: despotique)

house tully

i love jamie lannister

i live in castle black

daenerys is my best friend

i have a pet dragon

i was assassinated

(Source: lechaerin)

lolinternets:

blameaspartame:

it is not right in Father’s eyes

it’s like on top of how insane he is, he thinks the president can just will bills into law by himself

lolinternets:

blameaspartame:

it is not right in Father’s eyes

it’s like on top of how insane he is, he thinks the president can just will bills into law by himself

Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who can’t wash a dish or change their socks. It affects the ability to think clearly, to feel anything, to ascribe value to your children, your lifelong passions, your relative good fortune. It scoops out your normal healthy ability to cope with bad days and bad news, and replaces it with an unrecognizable sludge that finds no pleasure, no delight, no point in anything outside of bed. You alienate your friends because you can’t comport yourself socially, you risk your job because you can’t concentrate, you live in moderate squalor because you have no energy to stand up, let alone take out the garbage. You become pathetic and you know it. And you have no capacity to stop the downward plunge. You have no perspective, no emotional reserves, no faith that it will get better. So you feel guilty and ashamed of your inability to deal with life like a regular human, which exacerbates the depression and the isolation.
Depression is humiliating.
If you’ve never been depressed, thank your lucky stars and back off the folks who take a pill so they can make eye contact with the grocery store cashier. No one on earth would choose the nightmare of depression over an averagely turbulent normal life.
It’s not an incapacity to cope with day to day living in the modern world. It’s an incapacity to function. At all. If you and your loved ones have been spared, every blessing to you. If depression has taken root in you or your loved ones, every blessing to you, too.
Depression is humiliating.
No one chooses it. No one deserves it. It runs in families, it ruins families. You cannot imagine what it takes to feign normalcy, to show up to work, to make a dentist appointment, to pay bills, to walk your dog, to return library books on time, to keep enough toilet paper on hand, when you are exerting most of your capacity on trying not to kill yourself. Depression is real. Just because you’ve never had it doesn’t make it imaginary. Compassion is also real. And a depressed person may cling desperately to it until they are out of the woods and they may remember your compassion for the rest of their lives as a force greater than their depression. Have a heart. Judge not lest ye be judged.

Pearl (via sherunsfromdarkness)

disneyforeverlives:

So glad I sang a song in Copacabana last year and had no idea it was this over and over again

Fuck yes. These are actually interesting.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

13: What about pooped in the woods?

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

17: What size is your bed?

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: What do you drink with dinner?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36: What is your usual bedtime?

37: Are you lazy?

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40: How many languages can you speak?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

47: Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

63: First concert?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65: Nike or Adidas?

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?

76: Regularly burn incense?

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

98: Whats your favorite color?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

It was comforting to know I had fallen and could fall no farther.

Sylvia Plath; The Bell Jar (via ohsokatiediane)

juicyjacqulyn:

gooddicking:

BEST GAME.  I love how people on Tumblr make me feel so fucking normal about shit that I used to think was weird about me.  <3

I want to play this game lol 

ohmygod it’s so difficult. we actually did this today and i was just like… i just ended up screaming lmao

juicyjacqulyn:

gooddicking:

BEST GAME.  I love how people on Tumblr make me feel so fucking normal about shit that I used to think was weird about me.  <3

I want to play this game lol 

ohmygod it’s so difficult. we actually did this today and i was just like… i just ended up screaming lmao

(Source: agoodwife)

stuffyourfacewithlolz:

HOLY SHIT CHEEZEBURGERS WITH GLAZED DONUTS AS BUNS FUCK MY FACE PLEASE

FUCK MY FACE INDEED

stuffyourfacewithlolz:

HOLY SHIT CHEEZEBURGERS WITH GLAZED DONUTS AS BUNS FUCK MY FACE PLEASE

FUCK MY FACE INDEED

(Source: buhbyediet)

wow, i actually just did the pilates i said i would do

i was going to shower afterwards but good lord i can barely type… i guess that’s what tomorrow’s for. #yeah i’m gross and i don’t care