alyssa. 22. bipolar. adhd. writer. not an athlete. contains 75% of your daily intake of sugar. now with tattoos!

 

finally acknowledging the gift I gave him #hades #leopardgecko

finally acknowledging the gift I gave him #hades #leopardgecko

i assure you, there is a method to my madness. #crochet #mystery #gift

i assure you, there is a method to my madness. #crochet #mystery #gift

rate-my-reptile:

primp my To To as it time for the Praum! whom date me 9.8/10 (dozzen of Fly Hottays are lineup for THAT hart arss)

rate-my-reptile:

primp my To To as it time for the Praum! whom date me 9.8/10 (dozzen of Fly Hottays are lineup for THAT hart arss)

(Source: hatsandanimals)

rate-my-reptile:

rhamphotheca:

Police in Dubai stop traffic, so that an Egyptian Mastigure (Uromastyx aegyptia), aka Dhab, can cross the road.
(via: Dubai)

Oean momenet must crot to achive otherside and gert a new Fancy Cloth’s n Cupps 9.7/10 economi

rate-my-reptile:

rhamphotheca:

Police in Dubai stop traffic, so that an Egyptian Mastigure (Uromastyx aegyptia), aka Dhab, can cross the road.

(via: Dubai)

Oean momenet must crot to achive otherside and gert a new Fancy Cloth’s n Cupps 9.7/10 economi

walkingentityofsnark:

Legendary

In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is

(Source: mell-lark)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

the criminal justice system would literally make the exact same amount of sense if that’s what they did

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

the criminal justice system would literally make the exact same amount of sense if that’s what they did